Hey! How are you all? maybe you want to read very funny truth about my country? :) Here is the introduction:
"First of all, everything you know about Lithuania is blues & shoes, including this article.
Furthermore, don't even try to try to understand Lithuania without a beer or two resting safely in your stomach (or, preferably, looking for a way out). The local brand Svyturys is fine for this purpose, "bambalis" (a big plastic bottle of cheap beer) is even better.
Lithuania is located near Stoneya, Landia and sometimes Churkey. The people of Lithuania are currently enjoying the benefits of the European Union -- in other words, being able to relocate to Great Britain, Ireland, Spain and other EU countries like Uzbekistan.
Lithuanians are a tribe at the Geographic Center of Europe and the future cultural birthplace of Europe (see theory of Northern Athens). The natives are very peaceful and sometimes drunk, except for the majority which are very drunk and sometimes peaceful. The natives believe in basketball, a brighter future as Northern Athens and Degtinė (Vodka) except in the northern parts where they mostly believe in Biržai beer. A touristic paradise all in one."
Wanna read more? Do it here ---> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lithuania
P.S.: and also - find some info about your country also... It's very funny... :))
"First of all, everything you know about Lithuania is blues & shoes, including this article.
Furthermore, don't even try to try to understand Lithuania without a beer or two resting safely in your stomach (or, preferably, looking for a way out). The local brand Svyturys is fine for this purpose, "bambalis" (a big plastic bottle of cheap beer) is even better.
Lithuania is located near Stoneya, Landia and sometimes Churkey. The people of Lithuania are currently enjoying the benefits of the European Union -- in other words, being able to relocate to Great Britain, Ireland, Spain and other EU countries like Uzbekistan.
Lithuanians are a tribe at the Geographic Center of Europe and the future cultural birthplace of Europe (see theory of Northern Athens). The natives are very peaceful and sometimes drunk, except for the majority which are very drunk and sometimes peaceful. The natives believe in basketball, a brighter future as Northern Athens and Degtinė (Vodka) except in the northern parts where they mostly believe in Biržai beer. A touristic paradise all in one."
Wanna read more? Do it here ---> http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Lithuania
P.S.: and also - find some info about your country also... It's very funny... :))
1 comment:
I read it for Belgium, It's incredibly funny! I love it, thanks for sharing this!
kisses
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